Farmer Files

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neil-gaiman:

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kateordie:

Literary perverts, make some noise! Some quiet, muffled noise.

True Stories With Audiobooks: One time I found myself listening to Mr. Gaiman narrate some details of Tristran Thorn’s conception whilst sitting in a crowded hospital waiting room. This was pre-“50 Shades of public transport” days. Glancing around at strangers like: “THEY CAN TELL”

The last story I had to record last week (when I did the OCEAN AT THE END OF THE LANE and SMOKE AND MIRRORS audiobooks in Austin) was “Tastings” from Smoke and Mirrors. I remembered that the story contained a lot of sex, but it wasn’t real to me quite how much until I had to read it, to an audience consisting of an extremely beautiful female sound engineer who had listened to me read for six days. And who hadn’t heard anything like that. (I also realised I’d never read it aloud before.)

I worry I’ll get stern letters, when the book comes out.

Stern letters means you’re doing it right.

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I want to learn how to use Tumblr. I keep trying to use it like twitter, and that’s not right, is it?

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erebusodora: It took my friends about a year (sic!) to persuade me to watch Once Upon A Time.Finally, I did. Mainly because their final argument was, “Remember that dark evil dude from Eragon that was the only thing you liked in the whole movie? Well, he’s in it”. And he is GORGEOUS. I know I’m like that old fine Captain Obvious, but he’s seriously gorgeous. All that shifting voice and accent, all that moves (that remind me of my fellow friend Maddy and Gothic singer Roman Rain))), all that delicate trickery, oh dear me, HOW COULD I RESIST THIS TRUE TRICKSTER. Later, my friends confessed that they asked me to watch this only in order to make me paint Rumplestiltskin|Mr.Gold…)))

erebusodora:

It took my friends about a year (sic!) to persuade me to watch Once Upon A Time.
Finally, I did. Mainly because their final argument was, “Remember that dark evil dude from Eragon that was the only thing you liked in the whole movie? Well, he’s in it”.

And he is GORGEOUS. I know I’m like that old fine Captain Obvious, but he’s seriously gorgeous. All that shifting voice and accent, all that moves (that remind me of my fellow friend Maddy and Gothic singer Roman Rain))), all that delicate trickery, oh dear me, HOW COULD I RESIST THIS TRUE TRICKSTER. Later, my friends confessed that they asked me to watch this only in order to make me paint Rumplestiltskin|Mr.Gold…)))

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yeti-detective: rachelkiley: inthegreenwood: rachelkiley: inthegreenwood: THE BLUE ELEPHANT. I will crush all in my path. Invisible Mederma Advanced Scar Gel. Fuck. I….am a little concerned.  I’m trying not to run my a/c and my mom just sent me a box of first aid things and swiffer cloths because I burned myself twice last week. Well, the swiffer cloths aren’t related to that. But I do swiff a lot. The Tawny Controlled Substance The Grey Sofa? Not very fear-inspiring.

yeti-detective:

rachelkiley:

inthegreenwood:

rachelkiley:

inthegreenwood:

THE BLUE ELEPHANT. I will crush all in my path.

Invisible Mederma Advanced Scar Gel.

Fuck.

I….am a little concerned. 

I’m trying not to run my a/c and my mom just sent me a box of first aid things and swiffer cloths because I burned myself twice last week. Well, the swiffer cloths aren’t related to that. But I do swiff a lot.

The Tawny Controlled Substance

The Grey Sofa? Not very fear-inspiring.

(Source: the-11-doctor)